Evan S. Johnson Guitar & Vocals  

Evan comes to the band from the world of infomercial jingles. If you ever ask him, he'll set you straight on the market segment he specialized in: "Not just any ole infomercial jingle - just the ones playing between 2:30am to 4am on Monday mornings."

Evan joined the band in 2004. We didn't really know that we had a relative in the "legal" industry, but when Matteo found himself in need of representation, Evan showed up at the holding tank from the public defenders office. Since it's fairly easy to win most misdemeanor cases involving barn yard animals, the two began talking about other things. Low and behold, Evan's aunt was Matteo's ex-wife's sister's first husband.

After pondering the lineage for a few moments, Matteo found out that Evan played a mean guitar and since The Johnsons needed a guitar player - walla.

Musical Quotes:

1. "You can play any color guitar as long as it's black."

2. "Playing 10 notes per second is better than playing 9."

3. "The ear drum design is substantially inferior to my amplifier's volume design."

4. "Air Supply would have been much better with me in it."

Why Joe Satriani Is Better
Than Eddie Van Halen:

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Ok Evan... Whatever.

Advice For Young Musicians:

1. Become A Guitarist - They're the only ones who get more girls than the singers.

2. Only buy amplifiers that go to 11.

 

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